The Bankers Of Shoreditch
14 April 2024


The UK announced tighter immigration rules.

You’ll need to earn at least 38 grand a year

- to live in the rain and eat things on toast.

Yet, they don’t understand they’re funding their own demise.

The UK is only creatively relevant thanks to its steady influx of fresh brains.

And I don’t mean my corrupt advertising brain. 

I mean that of real creatives.

How will the Bankers Of Shoreditch show how cool they really are?

Who will serve their overpriced coffee?

If all the street artists have gone hungry?

 
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