1. Anxiety Cake
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A cake made of gum, cigarettes and cardboard that appeared to me in a dream. It serves no purpose but it does get a lot of likes on Depop.
2. Pray for a Vaccine Votive Candle
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During the lockdown while everyone was finishing Netflix I was praying that someone somewhere would find a vaccine, so I abused my Catholic uprbringing to create blasphemic prayer candles that show Sarah Gilbert (the scientist that created the Oxford Vaccine).
Quick note: I discovered Sarah before she was honoured by the Queen and turned into a Barbie (to see what I’m talking about click here). I did it first.
Buy one on Etsy here.
3. Gore Valentine
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Dark Vday Cards. Pretty self explanatory.
Buy one on Etsy here.
4. Quotes From Yours Truly
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![](https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/76d6db22fe2273044cabf798dfc9f46fdf911ffde444372e9bf17b5c96fb4051/ti-odio.png)
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![](https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/9f5755986fa34e2d4825c45fea87f1f1fdf6b3afacbf9aded7fb26c94b31968e/may-you-be.png)
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![](https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/7c50b64096e7103e20f65f8a62ec16a35773d6268cc68c7ecbcf92339897cb52/may-calories.png)
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Copy led art project.
Follow on Instagram here if you like.
Better handle name suggestions welcome.
I’m a decent writer (being modest) but I’m terrible at names.