A cake made of gum, cigarettes and cardboard that appeared to me in a dream. It serves no purpose but it does get a lot of likes on Depop.

2. Pray for a Vaccine Votive Candle



During the lockdown while everyone was finishing Netflix I was praying that someone somewhere would find a vaccine, so I abused my Catholic uprbringing to create blasphemic prayer candles that show Sarah Gilbert (the scientist that created the Oxford Vaccine).

Quick note: I discovered Sarah before she was honoured by the Queen and turned into a Barbie (to see what I’m talking about click here). I did it first.


3. Gore Valentine





Dark Vday Cards. Pretty self explanatory.


4. Quotes From Yours Truly


Copy led project.

5. I Guess This Could Count As Advertising

My parents have a clothing store in South Italy. I have angst. 

This was supposed to be a Christmas message. The local priests called us, angry. The local bishop appreciated it. “I’m a 60s kid” he said “John Lennon sang of no religion, who am I to judge”.

We made national news.

Full blog post here.



6. Milan Summer Earrings

Summer in Milan. The fashion crowds move to a more fashionable location they can Instagram from and mosquitos take over the city. I myself have to continue working, while spending all my free time watching my nails get bloody as I scratch my itches in an air-conditioned-air-tight-room.

Mosquito Coilrings. The natural solution for when you’d rather catch fire than be stung again. Made using real mosquito coils and the jewellery making things I naturally already owned. 

Do try at home but be careful when you set yourself on fire.



Let the mosquitos politely know they are not invited to your aperitivo.