1. Anxiety Cake


A cake made of gum, cigarettes and cardboard that appeared to me in a dream. It serves no purpose but it does get a lot of likes on Depop.

2. Pray for a Vaccine Votive Candle



During the lockdown while everyone was finishing Netflix I was praying that someone somewhere would find a vaccine, so I abused my Catholic uprbringing to create blasphemic prayer candles that show Sarah Gilbert (the scientist that created the Oxford Vaccine).

Quick note: I discovered Sarah before she was honoured by the Queen and turned into a Barbie (to see what I’m talking about click here). I did it first.

Buy one on Etsy here.

3. Gore Valentine





Dark Vday Cards. Pretty self explanatory.

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4. Quotes From Yours Truly


Copy led art project.

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